15 Warning Signs To Watch For When Considering Potential Life Partners

4. often stops, mid-sentence, and with a sad look, stares off into the distance before talking about his hatred of long division.

5. insists on pouring honey on all guests and visitors despite being reminded of the strict limit on monthly honey expenditures and that she never helps with the clean up.

6. dresses as a walrus for 5 consecutive Halloweens, as well as many of the days between those Halloweens, only taking breaks when his walrus outfit is at the dry cleaners.

7. takes you to meet her parents who are either mannequins or are just really really unbending, shiny, expressionless assholes.